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Funny massage quotes
Funny massage quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the art of relaxation! 💆♂️😂 From chuckles about the oddities of deep tissue therapy to playful jabs at those awkwardly positioned moments, these quotes will make you smile while you unwind. Dive into a world where relaxation meets humor and get ready to laugh your stress away! 😄👐
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- Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
- Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.
- I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”
- I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.
- I need a massage for my brain.
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- Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
- Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.
- I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”
- I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.
- I need a massage for my brain.
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