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Funny massage quotes

Funny massage quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the art of relaxation! ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ From chuckles about the oddities of deep tissue therapy to playful jabs at those awkwardly positioned moments, these quotes will make you smile while you unwind. Dive into a world where relaxation meets humor and get ready to laugh your stress away! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘

  • A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.
  • Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
  • You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.
  • I need a massage for my brain.

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