Funny mix quotes

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025