Funny mix quotes

• When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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  2 months ago

  Asian, cultural, cultural mix, enough, food, humor, identity, mexican, mix, popular, popularity, something, stereotype

• I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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  2 months ago

  alcoholic, alcoholic beverage, beverage, blood, Blood of Mannaroth, dew, drink, fantasy, green, green drink, humor, i, mannaroth, mix, mixing, mixing drink, mountain, Mountain Dew, nickname, orc, used, vodka

• My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, drink, drugs, education, humor, kids, lecture, mix, mixing, parenting, proper, school, still, today, youngest

• Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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  2 months ago

  activity, count, eating, fun, fun activity, hiking, humor, mix, outdoor, should, snack, trail, trail mix

• The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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  2 months ago

  creativity, debauchery, energy, flair, fun, humor, mix, sin, sounds, synergy, word, wordplay, words, zest

• Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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  2 months ago

  bro, e.g., front, grammar, h, humor, i.e., just, mistake, mix, mix-up

• There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, celebration, Christmas, enough, family, full, full moon, going, holiday, humor, mix, mixing, moon, together

• Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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  2 months ago

  beverage, Christmas, Christmas spirit, coke, drink, fun, holiday, humor, i, mix, neat, oh, question, spirit

• Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, best, bottle, humor, invention, meds, mix, packing, trail, trail mix, trip

• Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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  4 months ago

  change, chaos, couch, here, home, humor, i, mix, new, over, relaxation, sit, sitting, sitting spot, spot, things, thought, today

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