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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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40, aging, body, doing, humor, nature, over, over 40, pain, reason, text
Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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adventure, Australia, game, humor, Jumanji, landscape, nature, play, still, wildlife
I should’ve existed as a tree.

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choices, existed, existence, humor, i, identity, life, life choices, nature, tree
Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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call, cold, hot, i, just, me, mood, mood swing, mother, Mother Nature, nature, period, swing, temperature, too, weather
An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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aid, bed, bedtime, before, humor, nature, orgasm, relaxation, sleep, sleep aid
Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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animal, breeze, enjoying, here, humor, i, just, nature, nighttime, outdoors, owl, solitude, tree, trees
You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

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art, artist, Bob, Bob Ross, ever, humor, just, landscape, liked, nature, painting, ross, tree
Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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