149 Funny nothing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare art of being quiet at the right time! 🤐 Silence – the ultimate magnet of mystery and charm! Or maybe it's just that people find peace in your presence because you give their ears a break! 🤫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

  Commentary:
  "Getting ready is a skillful balancing act between mastering the art of procrastination for 45 minutes 💤 and then channeling your inner superhero for the mad dash in the final 15 minutes 🏃‍♀️⏰. Welcome to the magic show of 'how to transform from a sleepy sloth to a stylish ninja' in 60 minutes!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to balance stress levels and doing nothing is an art form 🎨💆‍♂️ It's like juggling chaos and serenity at the same time! 🤹‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet bliss of finding happiness in avoiding certain individuals like the plague 🙅‍♂️ Sometimes, true joy can be found in the art of selective social distancing. Who knew peace could come with a side of avoiding awkward encounters? 😅 #EmbracingTheAntiSocialLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet bliss of freedom from the dreaded alarm clock ⏰! It's like a mini celebration for your tired soul 🎉. No more snooze button battles or waking up in a panic – just pure, uninterrupted sleep! So go ahead, savor the moment and sleep in like a champion 😴💪!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the past, always trying to slide back into your DMs like an old ex! 📞🚫 Don't give in – that book has been read cover to cover, dear past! 📖😄 Let's stay focused on the NOW and the NEXT chapter! 🚀🔮 #MovingForward"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror of unexpectedly encountering a sticky situation in public! 🤢🍯 It's like playing a cruel game of mystery stickiness – will it be gum, syrup, or a mystery goo? Proceed with caution, folks! 🔍🚫 #StickyFingers #StickAroundForMoreFun

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic paradox of productivity! 🤯💼 It's like having a deadline approaching at the speed of light, but instead of tackling the tasks, you end up in a staring contest with your to-do list. Procrastination game strong! 😂 #MasterOfAvoidingResponsibilities

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