56 Funny outdoor quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they wanted a taste of the great outdoors but ended up with a front-row seat to a survival thriller instead! 🏕️🐻😅 Let's hope they don't get any ideas about bear encounters during their next camping trip!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great outdoors: where the thrill of battling nature's elements meets the horror of enduring campfire renditions of 'Wonderwall' on repeat 🌲🐻🎸 #CampingDisasters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of summer! 🌞🕶️ Nothing says "seasonal entertainment" quite like the thrill of witnessing a flip-flop fumble 😅👣 Just remember, in the battle of man vs. flip flop, gravity always wins! Keep your eyes peeled for some toe-tally hilarious moments this summer! 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a stroll through the woods is a thrilling game of survival 😅🐻 Who needs a treadmill when you have the great outdoors ready to keep you on your toes…literally? Just don't forget the bear repellent and maybe a snack for the bear too, you know, as a peace offering 🍯🐾"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs matches when you've got corduroy pants, the ultimate survival tool for both style and warmth! 🔥👖 Just be sure to avoid any accidental sparks while looking fabulous in the great outdoors! ⛺😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"

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