22 Funny pleasure quotes

• I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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  1 month ago

  ant, cleaning, crumb, crumbs, discovery, earlier, forgot, humor, i, just, kitchen, moaning, pest, pleasure, surprise, sweep

• Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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  1 month ago

  forget, humor, motivation, optional, orgasm, partner, personal, personal well-being, pleasure, self-care, sexuality, today, well-being

• I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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  1 month ago

  brain, closing, complete, done, humor, i, load, mental, mental load, pleasure, relationship, tabs, task, wife, worry

• Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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  2 months ago

  bite, foot, government, humor, kind, know, literally, mosquito, mosquito bite, pleasure, scratching, secret, sensation, stuff, want

• Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, comfort, coming, home, own, pleasure, sheer, talking, using, vacation, why

• I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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  2 months ago

  business, dining, dislike, food, humor, i, joke, mixing, pizza, pleasure, preference, vegetables

• At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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  2 months ago

  admit, guilty, guilty pleasure, honesty, humor, i, irony, just, music, music taste, need, personal, personal preference, pleasure, point, preference, relatable, self-awareness, taste

• If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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  2 months ago

  activity, divine, feel, fun, fun activity, God, good, humor, irony, meant, pleasure, procreation, religion, sex, why

• It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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  2 months ago

  communication, humor, interaction, irony, miscommunication, pleasure, sarcasm, social, social interaction, wit

• Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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  2 months ago

  chocolate, dilemma, guilty, guilty pleasure, honesty, humor, i, kids, last, night, parenting, pleasure, snack

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