14 Funny pleasure quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

  Commentary:
  "When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

  Commentary:
  "Let's do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

  Commentary:
  🍫 "Playing a real-life game of 'Hide and Seek' with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It's like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joy of having a music taste that's as unpredictable as the weather forecast! 🎶 One minute you're the DJ hero, introducing everyone to hidden gems, and the next you're the embarrassed party-goer praying no one finds out about your guilty pleasure playlists. 🙈 Who knew musical rollercoasters could be this entertaining! 🎵😄 #MusicalWhiplash"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said you can't have it all clearly hasn't met me 😏 Let's aim for a life filled with laughter and pleasure – it's all about that good vibe energy! 😂💥 #FunnyQuotes #LifeGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

  Commentary:
  Well, if there was an official study on this, we'd probably want to sign up! 😂 Who needs a PhD when you have some "research" of your own to rely on, right? 🤔🔬 It seems like this perspective really knows how to, um, get to the bottom of things! 🙈💥 #ScienceIsHard

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting a PhD could be so…painful? 🤓📚 But hey, at least you can proudly say you've endured the 'reading for pain' phase, right? 😅 #PhDlife"

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