Funny possibility quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: 11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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  Commentary:
  😂⏰ "11:00 am: 'The world is my oyster!' 🦪 3:00 pm: 'I'll just stick to Netflix instead.' 🍿📺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

  Commentary:
  "January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

  Commentary:
  "Life always keeps you guessing like a weather forecast – one day sunny ☀️, the next day stormy ⛈️, and the day after who even knows? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unpredictability and just go with the flow, just like the weatherman says – anything's possible! 🌈☔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

  Commentary:
  Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the quintessential adulting experience – aspiring for greatness but ending up as a professional napper instead. 💤 Dream big, folks! 💪😂"

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