Funny possibility quotes

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything's possible.

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025