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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Trending via Reddit:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Going viral on X:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Making waves on Messenger:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Breaking via Discord:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Funny possibility quotes

Funny possibility quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor 🌟 into your day while dreaming big 🚀. They remind us that anything can happen—even the wildest ideas! 😂 Whether you’re feeling optimistic or just need a good laugh 🤪, these witty sayings turn possibilities into pure fun. Ready to see the bright side with a chuckle? Let’s dive into the playful world of funny possibilities! 🎉✨

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2 months ago
Share →: 11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Commentary:
😂⏰ "11:00 am: 'The world is my oyster!' 🦪 3:00 pm: 'I'll just stick to Netflix instead.' 🍿📺"
5 months ago
Share →: January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Commentary:
"January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"
6 months ago
Share →: I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Commentary:
"Life always keeps you guessing like a weather forecast – one day sunny ☀️, the next day stormy ⛈️, and the day after who even knows? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unpredictability and just go with the flow, just like the weatherman says – anything's possible! 🌈☔"
6 months ago
Share →: The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Commentary:
Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries
6 months ago
Share →: You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Commentary:
"Ah, the quintessential adulting experience – aspiring for greatness but ending up as a professional napper instead. 💤 Dream big, folks! 💪😂"

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Making waves on X:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Trending via WeChat:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Live now on Twitch:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Going viral on Facebook:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Just shared via Messenger:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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