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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Making waves on Discord:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Just landed via Discord:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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56 Funny problems quotes

Funny problems quotes bring a dose of 😂 to life’s little hurdles, turning everyday mishaps into opportunities for a good laugh. They remind us that even when things go a bit sideways, a sense of humor is the best tool in our toolbox 🛠️. Perfect for sharing with friends or just brightening your own day, these quotes transform the mundane into moments of joy. So, next time you’re in a pickle 🥒, remember to chuckle!

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6 days ago
Share →: All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Commentary:
Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘‍♂️🛋️😅
6 days ago
Share →: First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Ah, love: nature’s way of keeping therapists employed 😂🦋🛋️
1 week ago
Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Commentary:
I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
1 week ago
Share →: I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Commentary:
"Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Commentary:
"Warning: My problems are like a TV drama—you're about to get hooked! 📺😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Commentary:
"Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️"
1 month ago
Share →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Commentary:
"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃‍♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"
2 months ago
Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Commentary:
"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Commentary:
"Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Commentary:
"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Just shared via Facebook:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Live now on LinkedIn:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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My life is based on a true story.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Making waves on Slack:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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