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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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67 Funny problems quotes

Funny problems quotes bring a dose of 😂 to life’s little hurdles, turning everyday mishaps into opportunities for a good laugh. They remind us that even when things go a bit sideways, a sense of humor is the best tool in our toolbox 🛠️. Perfect for sharing with friends or just brightening your own day, these quotes transform the mundane into moments of joy. So, next time you’re in a pickle 🥒, remember to chuckle!

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Just landed via Twitch:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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