Funny public place quotes

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  22 hours ago

  Share →: Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

  Commentary:
  Trying to stay on track with my sock secrets! 🚆🧦🤫

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

  Commentary:
  "📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, IKEA, where lovebirds can go from assembling furniture together to dismantling their relationship in the blink of an eye! 🇸🇪💔 Who knew those adorable Swedish meatballs and stylish shelving units could lead to such meltdown drama in the aisles? 😂 Just remember, it's always wise to measure your love compatibility before attempting to put together a Billy bookcase! 🛋️🔧 #IKEArelationshipwoes

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