Funny public place quotes

• Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, embarrassment, hole, knows, nobody, place, public, public place, secret, sock, station, train, train station

• Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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  2 months ago

  caution, chat, chatting, funny caution, grocery, grocery store, humorous, humorous warning, interaction, know, people, place, public, public place, social, social interaction, stay, store, vigilance, want, warning

• Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, bring, fun, fun activity, give, i, kid, nostalgia, parenting, payphone, petition, phone, place, places, public, public place, quarter, technology, want

• IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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  2 months ago

  activity, date, humor, IKEA, meltdown, place, public, public place, relationship, Swedish, word

• Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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  5 months ago

  dude, got, MacBook, place, places, public, public place, sudden, work

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