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1 month ago
Share →: Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Commentary:
"When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"
2 months ago
Share →: Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Commentary:
"Apparently, this guy didn't just miss the memo, he missed the whole chapter! 🤷‍♀️ Let's hope he enjoys surprises as much as he enjoys dinner dates! 🙊 #Awkward"
3 months ago
Share →: If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Commentary:
Well, clearly the TV show is a mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Looks like the ultimate detective work falls on the remote control – the unsung hero of solo viewing sessions! 📺🦸‍♂️😆
5 months ago
Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Commentary:
"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Commentary:
"Construction workers must have a secret code like 'lefty-loosey, righty-tighty' but with bricks and cement! 🤔🚧 Maybe it's all just an elaborate game of adult-sized Lego! 😂🔨 #BuildingMysteries"
5 months ago
Share →: Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question that has perplexed humanity since the dinosaurs were trying to figure out where to put their tiny arms on formal occasions! 🦖🧐 It seems the universe enjoys keeping us on our toes, leaving us all scratching our heads and pondering the ultimate conundrum: "What in the cosmic chaos is really going on here?" 🌌🤯
5 months ago
Share →: When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Commentary:
Ah, the curious case of decoding a woman's questions! 🧐💬 Remember, it's all about strategic responses. Selecting which question to answer is like playing a clever game of chess. 🤣♟️ Just don't forget to sprinkle some charm and wit into your chosen reply! 😉🔮
5 months ago
Share →: Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Commentary:
Looks like Officer Serious is not here to play games! 🚔 Remember, it's their interrogation room, we're all just living in it. Keep those answers straight and the jokes to a minimum, unless you want a one-way ticket to the time-out corner! 😂 #TheLawIsNotAmused
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Commentary:
"Remember, a job interview is like a first date – except you're trying to figure out if this person can handle Excel spreadsheets 📊 as well as romantic candlelit dinners! Asking questions is key – who knows, they might even surprise you with their secret talent for office karaoke 🎤 #InterviewTactics"
5 months ago
Share →: If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question pondered by the ponderers! 🤔 If enlightenment brightens our path, does endarkenment lurk in the shadows, waiting to trip us up? 😂 Watch out for those unexpected plot twists on the road to supreme wisdom! 🌟🕳️"