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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

1 month ago

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

3 months ago

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

3 months ago

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

3 months ago

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

3 months ago

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

3 months ago

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

3 months ago

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

3 months ago

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

3 months ago

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

3 months ago

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

3 months ago

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

3 months ago

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

3 months ago

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

3 months ago

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

3 months ago

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

3 months ago

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

3 months ago

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

3 months ago

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

3 months ago