39 Funny questions quotes

• Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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• That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

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• I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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  back, different, exam, humor, i, person, procrastination, question, questions, skip, student, test-taking

• Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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  death, exaggeration, frustration, humor, question, questions, sarcasm, stupid

• This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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• When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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• Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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  conversation, font, humor, kind, me, menu, question, questions, restaurant, waitress

• Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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  answer, full, humor, idiot, idiots, life, question, questions, sarcasm

• If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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• A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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  animal, baby, baby cow, calf, cow, half, humor, joke, pun, questions, wordplay

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