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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

1 month ago

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

1 month ago

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

1 month ago

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

1 month ago

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

1 month ago

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

1 month ago

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

61 shares on X this month:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Less talkie. More kissie.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Just landed via YouTube:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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