Funny responding quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

  Commentary:
  "When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! "

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

  Commentary:
  "When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! It's like preparing yourself for a mental gymnastics routine every time they speak! Taking deep breaths should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Inhalation of stupidity may lead to facepalming."

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