Funny responding quotes

• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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  2 months ago

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• I get writer’s block responding to people.

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• True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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• I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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• You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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