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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
368 Funny say quotes
The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”
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When it comes to superheroes, our generation's got more plot twists than a comic book! 😂🦸♀️🔍
Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.
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When he says, "I know a spot," just make sure your GPS is ready for a plot twist! 📍🤪🌀
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.
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Cauliflower: the undercover superhero of the veggie world! 🥦✨ Who knew it could turn heads and not just be "broccoli's cousin"? 😂
No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.
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Guess I'll be keeping my natural forehead wrinkles—how else will I express my disbelief at life's endless supply of ridiculousness? 🤨😂
You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.
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😂 "Next time my barista tells me to 'enjoy the next 24 hours,' I'm ordering my coffee with a side of panic! ☕😅🚨"
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚
If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.
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If I suddenly declare my undying love, don't worry, it's just the end of the world as we know it! 💘🌍😂
I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.
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Strangers: the surprise piñatas of perspective shifts 🎉🤔✨
My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.
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Guess I'm fluent in the language of thoughtful silence! 🤐😂