24 Funny scrolling quotes

• If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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  2 months ago

  burn, burn calorie, calorie, enough, exercise, head, humor, media, scroll, scrolling, shake, shake head, shaking, social, social media, too, Twitter

• Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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  2 months ago

  distraction, driving, flashing, flashing light, humor, light, multitasking, police, scrolling, technology

• Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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  2 months ago

  50s, age, distraction, humor, irony, phone, scrolling, technology, welcome

• Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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  2 months ago

  algorithm, i, much, scrolling, snack

• Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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  2 months ago

  age, birthday, humor, just, number, perspective, scroll, scrolling, time

• Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, distraction, humor, keep, media, nothing, scrolling, self-deprecation, social, social media

• These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, annoying, awareness, car, cars, distraction, electric, electric car, i, outside, quiet, scrolling, stop, walking

• One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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  2 months ago

  aging, birth, birth date, date, forms, getting, getting older, halfway, having, humor, i, nap, noticed, observation, older, online, online forms, scrolling, short, stop, technology, thing, year

• Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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  3 months ago

  am, boredom, distraction, habit, i, media, question, scrolling, searching, self-reflection, social, social media, why

• Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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  3 months ago

  daily, daily routine, day, distraction, humor, media, monitor, need, reminder, routine, scrolling, situation, social, social media

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