294 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My life is based on a true story.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "My life is based on a true story… but it could definitely use some better editing and a few plot twists! 📚✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wobbly chair and I should form a support group for the unstable! 🪑😜 Who knew furniture could relate to our struggles too? Stay strong, wobbly chair, we're in this wobble together! 💪😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you'll discover a whole new level of 'interesting' 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic self-inflicted forehead slap – the mating call of the wild human male 🤦‍♂️. Nothing screams irresistible like a little self-deprecation mixed with a touch of comedy gold! Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have a head-slapping good time? 🤪 #SmoothMoves"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking out my 'functional adult' costume for the day! Let's hope it's not as itchy as my last cosplay 😅🎩 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like our friend here is actively collecting enough quirks to build their own syndrome! 🤪 Watch out, world – the 'Accidental Delight Syndrome' is coming soon! 😂👀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the subtle art of effortless coolness 😎. It takes true talent to master the 'I-didn't-even-have-to-try' vibe, right? 💁‍♂️ Who needs accusations when you're naturally smooth like butter? 🧈 #EffortlesslyCool #ChillVibes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁‍♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to achieve peak mediocrity takes some serious dedication! 🙄💁‍♂️ Who knew blending in could be so demanding? 😂"

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