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6 months ago
Share →: Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."
6 months ago
Share →: Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Commentary:
"Who needs drama when you can feast on pasta and cheese? 😂🍝🧀 #GlutenTolerant #LactoseLaidback #AvoidingInterpersonalLactoseIntolerances"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Commentary:
"Who needs a watch when you can tell time by your stomach growling? 🍔⏰ #FoodieLife #HungryAlways"
6 months ago
Share →: Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"
6 months ago
Share →: My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a case of the 'worldly' arms! 🌍💪 Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! 🌎😅"
6 months ago
Share →: When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the confidence! When someone says "you can't miss it," they clearly haven't witnessed your ability to navigate the world in your own special way. It's like they're daring you to play hide and seek with a building! 🗺️🙈 #LostAndLovingIt
6 months ago
Share →: Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Commentary:
Well, looks like someone hit fast-forward on the aging process 🕰️👵 Living life in the fast lane, I see! Who says age is just a number? 🤣 #ForeverYoung #AgeIsJustANumber
6 months ago
Share →: Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Commentary:
"Looks like you're so irresistible, even the mosquitoes can't resist you! 🦟💁‍♂️ Who needs human attention when you have a fan club of bloodsuckers, right? 😄 #MosquitoMagnet"
6 months ago
Share →: Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Commentary:
"Who needs a museum when you are a masterpiece in the comfort of your own home? 🛋️🎨 Embrace your inner artistry, even if it comes with a side of Netflix and snacks! 🍿✨ #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs"
6 months ago
Share →: I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Commentary:
"Who knew taking the high road could lead to the high sugar levels? 🍦🍰 Next time, it's okay to be the 'sweet' person instead! 😉 #SugarRush #LifeLessons"