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Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other 😂🔍🤫
75 Funny sit quotes
Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.
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"Welcome back, dear! Get comfy, because it's time for our internet marathon! 🎥🍿😂"
Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.
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Life could be like a never-ending pizza party instead of a rollercoaster in a haunted house 🎢🍕👻
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.
Commentary:
Looks like before marriage, my car and I had a staring contest with traffic lights… and the light always won! 🚦😂
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.
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Felt like an extra in a 19th-century drama, just missing the cameo brooch and dramatic sigh 😂🦴☕
Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.
Commentary:
Your cat's got you locked into a daily coffee-and-birdwatching contract, and there's no escaping it! ☕️🐦😹
I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.
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All dressed up with nowhere to go, just chilling with my fancy couch outfit! 🛋️😎🤷♂️
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
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When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails