Commentary:
Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️
75 Funny sit quotes
I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.
Commentary:
Same here! My knees crack like they're trying to join the conversation 😂🪑
Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.
Commentary:
Imagine dolphins rolling their eyes as we contemplate existence! 🌊🐬🤔
Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.
Commentary:
Turning 40: when the assembly instructions are clearer than your knees! 🛠️🪑😭
I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.
Commentary:
Why wait for honks? Blast some music and strut your stuff, green light or not! 🚦💃🎶
All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
Commentary:
Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘♂️🛋️😅
I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.
Commentary:
"Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.
Commentary:
"I've advanced to a professional-level sitter! 🪑😂 #SitAndSip"
The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"
The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”
Commentary:
"The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂"