Commentary:
"Turns out 'Font Size Negotiator' wasn't on my dream job list, yet here we are! 👓📜😅"
57 Funny small quotes
My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
Commentary:
"Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"
The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
Commentary:
🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"
That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶♂️😄'"
If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.
Commentary:
"When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈"
“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?
Commentary:
"I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks
I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.
Commentary:
Sounds like the zookeepers might want to keep an eye out for some cheeky monkeys swinging around the family tree! 🐒🌳 Let's hope they didn't pick up any wild habits during the visit! #ParentingAdventures
Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"
Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.
Commentary:
"Taking a break from the big picture can be like switching from an IMAX movie to a flipbook! 🎥📚 Sometimes you just need to zoom in and appreciate the little quirks of life. 🧐🔍 Who knew there could be such a thing as 'picture overload'? 🤯🤳 #SmallButMighty"
Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”
Commentary:
Looks like Santa's sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! 😂💸 Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year's. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! 🎅🌲