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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Share →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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