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When the scroll feels longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy 😂🗓️🧓
1330 Funny social quotes
People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.
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Reality: now available in HD! 😂📺🌐 #UpgradeComplete
Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
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Trying for a baby: 🎉🥳🥰
Sharing too much info: 🚫🫣🙈
Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.
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Sounds like our plans are getting a party upgrade! Too bad I'm switching to ghost mode 👻🎉
Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.
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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀
Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.
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Simultaneous handshakes and name amnesia – my ultimate party trick! 🤝😅
Deleting university to focus on Twitter.
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Priorities = tweeting my way to a PhD in memes 📚➡️🐦😂
Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”
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When you get tired of playing the world's longest game of charades with strangers 😂🤷♂️🎭
Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.
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That's one way to audition for the role of leading man in the wrong movie! 🎬😅
How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.
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Guess I better start live-streaming my bathroom breaks to keep up! 🚽😂📱