Funny sold quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

  Commentary:
  "Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the fine print of marriage: 'Ears not included.' 🤣 Who knew you had to pay extra for listening skills? 👂💸 #MarriageSurprises"

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