Funny sold quotes

Funny sold quotes bring a playful twist to the excitement of closing deals and moving on to new adventures ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿก Whether youโ€™re celebrating a big sale or just love clever wordplay, these witty lines add laughter to the journey ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ready to smile and share the joy of success with a dash of humor that makes every sold sign feel like a party ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ’ผ

Funny sold quotes - If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚

Funny sold quotes - They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Commentary:
"Missed marketing opportunity alert! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’ธ Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’ฆ #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"