Funny sold quotes

• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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  1 week ago

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• I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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  1 week ago

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• They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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  3 weeks ago

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