Funny sold quotes

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  6 days ago

  View →: I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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