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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
536 Funny someone quotes
“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.
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I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭
When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.
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The struggle of not bouncing is real—it's like asking a fish not to swim! 🐟🤷♂️💥
I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.
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When your art skills are top tier, but only on your clothes! 🎨👕😂
I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.
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Trying to date myself would be a real ego trip! 😜💍
I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”
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If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”
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Hey, at least Siri's got your "Hey!" covered! Now, if only humans came with built-in neon lights… 😂💡
No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.
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When your potential is more elusive than your missing socks 🧦🤔😂
I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.
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When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭
One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.
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😂 Oh man, adulting would be way easier if "I'll check with my mom" was still part of the playbook! 🚫🙅♂️