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58 Funny sports quotes

Funny sports quotes bring a playful twist to the competitive world of athletics! πŸ…πŸ˜‚ From witty jabs at sports mishaps to humorous reflections on the trials and triumphs of athletes, these quotes capture the lighter side of sporting endeavors. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good laugh at the game, these funny sports quotes will score a chuckle and add a fun spin to your sports conversations. Enjoy the humor and get ready to laugh out loud! πŸ˜„πŸ†

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, β€œhot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

It’s called a β€œsports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I turned into a β€œteen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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