Funny stable quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

  Commentary:
  Just waiting for my dog to text me back… any minute now! 🐶📱😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

  Commentary:
  "Financial goal: Wallet of wonder, where blessings overflow like a leaky faucet! 💸🤲😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

  Commentary:
  "Who, me? Oh, just hanging out, having deep conversations with the squirrels 🐿️ and debating life's mysteries with the pigeons 🐦. Stability level: expert 🤪🐾 #AnimalWhisperer"

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