14 Funny steps quotes

• (lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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  2 weeks ago

  exercise, FitBit, fitness, getting, getting lost, got, humor, labyrinth, lost, nice, steps, walking

• WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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  3 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, exercise, great, home, humor, realize, routine, steps, walking, WFH, work, work from home

• I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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  2 months ago

  done, exercise, food, humor, i, least, microwave, step, steps, waiting

• I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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  2 months ago

  FitBit, fitness, frustration, humor, i, irony, item, lost, lost item, put, steps, taken, track, tracking, trying, where, wish

• I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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  2 months ago

  avoid, avoidance, escalator, fear, humor, joke, phobia, steps, taking, terrified

• I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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  2 months ago

  confusion, construction, humor, i, know, next, next steps, questions, steps, understand, understanding

• It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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  2 months ago

  effort, exercise, humor, laziness, nap, need, relaxation, steps, tired

• I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, barks, day, device, exercise, humor, i, me, motivation, poops, steps, taken, technology, today

• My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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  2 months ago

  activity, counter, fitness, fridge, humor, judge, just, step, step counter, steps, value, walk

• Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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  2 months ago

  avoid, elevator, fear, frighten, humor, i, joke, me, pun, steps, take

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