Funny steps quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that's supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It's like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it's trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

  Commentary:
  "Construction workers must have a secret code like 'lefty-loosey, righty-tighty' but with bricks and cement! 🤔🚧 Maybe it's all just an elaborate game of adult-sized Lego! 😂🔨 #BuildingMysteries"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to adult be like: taking 10,000 steps when all you really want is a nap. 💤🚶‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

  Commentary:
  "Step counter: the non-judgmental companion we all need 🚶‍♂️🚪🍔 Walking to the fridge *is* a cardio workout after all, right? 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Elevators: the ultimate test of trust fall with a machine 🙈. Who needs an adrenaline rush when you can just take the stairs and sneak in a leg workout? 🚶‍♂️ #StairMaster"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym when you can just dodge acquaintance ambushes for your daily fitness routine? 🚶‍♂️💨 #StepsAchieved #DodgingSkillsOnPoint"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your phone is determined to make those 🛫 turbulent moments work FOR you! Who needs smooth skies when you've got a step tracker that's always up for a challenge? 😂✈️ #TurningTurbulenceIntoSteps

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