Funny steps quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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