Funny quotes steps

Funny steps quotes

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

2 months ago

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

2 months ago

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

3 months ago

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

3 months ago

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

3 months ago

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

3 months ago

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

3 months ago

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

3 months ago