Funny streets quotes

• A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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  1 month ago

  gratitude, humor, keeping, me, quick, safety, shoutout, sidewalk, sidewalks, street, streets, thanks, walking

• The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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  animal, animal friend, berry, eating, enchanted, enchanted forest, escape, fantasy, forest, friend, friends, humorous, i, lover, me, nature, nature lover, streets, talking, whimsical, woodland

• My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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  changing, computer, consider, defiance, fight, fighting, humor, me, password, sarcasm, street, street fight, streets, technology

• I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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  before, creativity, expression, fun, going, humor, i, joke, just, lie, literally, love, phrase, pretend, say, saying, something, speech, streets

• Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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  bro, dinner, eating, fault, feel, guilt, guilty, house, humor, hungry, i, irony, lifestyle, making, rapper, rappers, reason, responsibility, streets

• Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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  1 month ago

  Cheeto, contrast, crumbs, humor, lady, lifestyle, sheets, snack, streets

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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  3 months ago

  celebrity, comparison, culture, humor, influencer, Instagram, internet, internet culture, media, platform, platform comparison, run, social, social media, street, streets, Twitter

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