24 Funny strength quotes

• Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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  2 weeks ago

  back, holding, humor, inner, inner strength, lot, reply, sarcasm, sarcastic, self-control, strength, wit

• One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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  2 weeks ago

  appearing, avoidance, busy, humor, introvert, me, people, social, speak, strength, strengths, try

• “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, irony, just, kill, me, next, oh, ok, resilience, strength, time

• You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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  3 weeks ago

  endurance, humor, know, listening, minutes, never, patience, runs, story, strength, strong, time

• More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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  3 weeks ago

  danger, danger sign, dangerous, expression, lion, power, roar, sign, silence, silent, strength, woman

• You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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  3 weeks ago

  bed, bed sheet, end, experience, funny experience, hotel, humor, kicking, know, leg, leg strength, own, power, sheet, strength, unexpected, unexpected power

• When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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  3 weeks ago

  doctor, experience, good, healthcare, humor, i, patient, patient experience, room, say, someone, strength, technology, waiting, waiting room, Wi-Fi, wifi

• I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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  3 weeks ago

  always, big, eat, eating, exactly, expectations, food, grow, humor, i, ID, irony, kick, strength, strong

• I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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  3 weeks ago

  context, humor, jar, open, self-deprecation, strength, strong

• Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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  3 weeks ago

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