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Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Just shared via YouTube:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Shared recently on Instagram:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Trending via Reddit:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Just shared via Twitch:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Just shared via Facebook:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Spotted on Discord:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

21 Funny struggles quotes

Funny struggles quotes are the perfect way to laugh through life’s little battles 😂💪. Whether you’re juggling work, relationships, or just trying to adult, these witty words remind us that everyone faces challenges — and sometimes, the best remedy is a good chuckle 🤣🔥. Ready to turn your frustrations into fun? Let’s dive into the humor behind those everyday struggles! 🎉🙌

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

2 months ago

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

2 months ago

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

2 months ago

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

2 months ago

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

2 months ago

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

2 months ago

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

2 months ago

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

2 months ago

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

2 months ago

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

2 months ago

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23 shares on Slack this month:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

91 shares on Threads this month:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

22 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

58 shares on Threads this month:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Seen just now on YouTube:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Going viral on Discord:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Just shared via Snapchat:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Live now on Facebook:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Making waves on Reddit:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Trending via Slack:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Breaking via Facebook:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Breaking via TikTok:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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