Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles. Posted on4 days ago
I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever. Posted on6 days ago
Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club. Posted on7 days ago
Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him. Posted on7 days ago
The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. Posted on1 week ago
Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons. Posted on1 week ago
I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile. Posted on1 week ago
Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. Posted on2 weeks ago
Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity? Posted on2 weeks ago