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Funny suck quotes are perfect for those moments when life feels a little *meh* 😅 but you still want to laugh it off 😂 Whether it’s about bad days, awkward fails, or just plain weird situations, these hilarious lines turn “sucking” into a comedy show 🎭 Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even share some with your friends because sometimes, laughter is the best way to say it sucks and still have fun! 🎉🤣

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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What are cats even trying to do?

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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