Funny takeout quotes

• A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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  1 month ago

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• Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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  2 months ago

  Chinese, Chinese takeout, depressing, eating, expectation, expectation vs reality, food, good, humor, movie, never, reality, takeout, vs

• IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, cheaper, comparison, cook, doing, food, having, here, humor, IKEA, products, should, still, takeout, work

• The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, back rub, couple, frequent, fun, fun activity, give, give and take, giving, good, humor, marriage, relationship, rub, secret, take, takeout

• Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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  5 months ago

  80s, being, Chinese, Chinese takeout, convinced, eating, grown up, humor, late, main, me, movy, nostalgia, office, stay, stay late, staying, takeout, work

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