Funny taxi quotes

• Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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  1 month ago

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• Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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  1 month ago

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• I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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  1 month ago

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• I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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  1 month ago

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• Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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  4 months ago

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