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Funny taxi quotes

Funny taxi quotes are a great way to add some humor to your next ride! ๐Ÿš–๐Ÿ˜„ From quirky driver anecdotes to amusing passenger observations, these quotes capture the lighter side of taxi adventures. Buckle up and enjoy the ride through these hilarious takes on urban transportation! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš•

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, โ€œI love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!โ€ Then I said, โ€œTurn left.โ€

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Iโ€™m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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