Funny taxi quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

  Commentary:
  🚖💸 "Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn't matter!" – Sounds like someone is ready to make it rain… with witty remarks and not cash! Keep chasing the weekend vibes without breaking the bank, my friend! 🎉💰 #FridayFeeling

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of robot transportation! 🤖🚕 Looks like even robots need a lift sometimes – and who can blame them? It's rough out there in the concrete jungle! 🌆 Keep those robot taxis running, folks – it's all part of helping our mechanical friends navigate this crazy world! 🌍🚖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glamorous life of a chauffeur to mini-humans and four-legged furballs! 🚖👶🐶 Who needs a limo when you've got a minivan full of chaos and cuteness? 🚗😂 #ParentingLife"

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