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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Just landed via Twitch:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Seen just now on Slack:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Breaking via Reddit:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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2 months ago

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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2 months ago

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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2 months ago

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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2 months ago

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

85 shares on Instagram this month:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Going viral on YouTube:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Going viral on Instagram:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Making waves on X:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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