43 Funny texting quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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