101 Funny texting quotes

• I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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  16 hours ago

  communication, finds, hope, humor, i, message, no response, patience, response, row, sarcasm, text, texting, waiting, well

• It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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  16 hours ago

  acceptable, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, internet, internet slang, language, norm, only, saying, slang, social, social norm, socially, Spanish, speaking, still, texting, unfair

• Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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  18 hours ago

  communication, girlfriend, having, humor, insane, insanity, literally, relationship, respond, text, texting

• Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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  19 hours ago

  apple, autocorrect, communication, ever, hell, humor, i, language, point, someone, text, texting, typo

• I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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  1 day ago

  anxiety, communication, hesitation, humor, i, need, person, self-respect, shame, social, social anxiety, text, texting, want

• Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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  1 day ago

  after, anxiety, asking, communication, hit, i, myself, overthinking, self-doubt, send, social, social anxiety, texting, too, weird, weirdness

• A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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  1 day ago

  again, back, communication, female, ghost, ghosting, relationship, text, texting, time, waiting, whole

• I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.

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  1 week ago

  animal, communication, frustration, hate, humor, hunt, hunting, i, just, me, texting

• Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

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  1 week ago

  apology, back, communication, flirting, hand, humor, i, instant, instant reply, mature, maturity, phone, relationship, reply, sorry, texting

• Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

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  2 weeks ago

  happy, Happy New Year, healing, humor, interrupt, interruption, new, process, relationship, texting, year

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