46 Funny texting quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  “When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

  Commentary:
  "Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? 😂📱🙈"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to multitask like a pro! Typo today, traffic stop tomorrow! 🚗💨📱 #SteeringAndSpelling"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

  Commentary:
  "Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

  Commentary:
  Looks like autocorrect is truly on a mission to give us more *butt* trouble than relief! 😂🚻🤦‍♂️ Time to double-check those texts before they turn into accidental comedy gold! #AutocorrectFails

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

  Commentary:
  When your DMs turn into a one-man show 🎭📱—talk about a solo act! 😂 Guess some guys just prefer having a private audience. Keep that inbox entertained! 🎉🤣

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