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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂
106 Funny times quotes
Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.
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Sounds like a two-tissue job with a side of tech tears 😂🖨️💻
Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.
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Just found out I listen to a band called "Who Even Are These Guys" more than I breathe! 🎧🤔😂
Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?
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Congratulations! You've unlocked the secret level of blinking mastery! 🐤👀🎯
How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?
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Seems like they must have a really big font for "#1" on that list! 📚😂 #BestSellerMagic
You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’
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Desperate times call for desperate spammers! From royal riches to real-world job offers—what's next, an email saying I won a year of free parking? 🚗📧😂
A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.
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When she's right even when the universe is against you! 🤦♂️❤️🔮
Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.
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Counting down the days until my job launches me into vacation mode like I'm boarding a one-way flight to Paradise! ✈️🏝️😅
Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.
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Imagine dolphins rolling their eyes as we contemplate existence! 🌊🐬🤔
People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.
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Finally, a perk of being short: fewer surprise face hugs from our eight-legged friends! 🕷️🤦♂️🙅♀️