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104 Funny times quotes

Funny times quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up to lighten any mood and bring a smile to your face! Whether you’re looking for a chuckle on a gloomy day 🌧️ or a giggle to share with friends, these witty gems are sure to tickle your funny bone 😂. Dive into a world of humor and let the laughter roll in! Whether you’re in need of a quick laugh or a bit of comic relief, these gems have got you covered! 🙌✨

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Posted onMar 28, 2026

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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