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When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂
106 Funny times quotes
It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
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Sounds like a review for 2020! 😂📉
Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?
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Guess we should've brought popcorn for this apocalyptic premiere 🍿😅📉
Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.
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Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.
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Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.
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"Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"
Cool times create cool guys.
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"Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"
If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.
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"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
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"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.
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"Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"