24 Funny tree quotes

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I forgot to take my meds so I'm looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025