42 Funny tried quotes

• I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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  2 months ago

  dignity, exercise, fail, hamstring, humor, i, injury, once, tried, yoga

• I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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  2 months ago

  embrace, flaw, flaws, humor, i, joke, order, restraining, restraining order, sarcasm, self-acceptance, tried

• You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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  2 months ago

  being, communication, engagement, humor, insult, media, much, social, social media, tried

• Have you tried complaining about it?

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  2 months ago

  advice, complaining, complaint, humor, sarcasm, suggestion, tried

• If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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  2 months ago

  activity, adventure, archery, blindfold, blindfold archery, challenge, fun, fun activity, give, humor, know, missing, new, outdoor, outdoor activity, risk, should, things, tried, trying, trying new things, uniqueness

• I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal communication, back, barrier, cat, cats, communication, effort, English, humor, i, joke, just, language, language barrier, language joke, making, meowing, quirky, show, tried

• I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, animal, animals, before, cool, curiosity, discovery, fun, fun activity, horses, humor, i, ride, riding, tried, wonder

• Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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  2 months ago

  bank, bank details, dating, deception, details, escape, fraud, humor, internet, internet fraud, love, needs, Nigerian, Nigerian prince, online, online dating, prince, romance, scam, soulmate, tried

• To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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  2 months ago

  answer, budget, cooking, eating, eating out, economy, financial, financial struggle, food, home, humor, joke, money, save, starvation, struggle, tried

• Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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  2 months ago

  bedtime, book, boring, boring book, distraction, humor, interest, interesting, irony, most, reading, sleep, tried

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