Funny twisted quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  Commentary:
  "Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

  Commentary:
  "When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

  Commentary:
  "Sweet, but twisted? Sounds like a delicious combination! 🍭🤪 Who knew candy canes could be so relatable? Keep rocking that unique flavor!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs looks when you've got a dark sense of humor to keep people entertained? 😏💀 Embracing the inappropriate side of comedy – like a fine wine, it only gets better with time! 🍷😂"

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