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Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,393

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Making waves on Instagram:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Making waves on Pinterest:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Going viral on Telegram:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Spotted on Instagram:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on X this month:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

56 shares on X this month:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

20 shares on X this month:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

96 shares on Twitch this month:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,340

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Making waves on Threads:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Going viral on Reddit:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Seen just now on WeChat:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Just landed via Facebook:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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