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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Freshly posted on Discord:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Going viral on YouTube:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Reported on Threads:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Funny unknown number quotes

Funny unknown number quotes 📞😂 bring a hilarious twist to those mysterious calls that catch us off guard! Whether it’s a prank, a telemarketer, or just a random ring, these witty lines turn confusion into comedy 🤪✨. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day, they remind us that sometimes, not knowing who’s calling is the funniest story of all! 📱🤣 #MysteryCalls #LOL

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2 days ago
Share →: Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Commentary:
Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering 🤔📞🚗
3 weeks ago
Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Commentary:
“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Commentary:
"Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Commentary:
"Can we really trust the accuracy of polls when they rely on the bravery of those willing to answer the call of the unknown number? 📞😂 Who knows, maybe the key to a more accurate poll is to start telemarketing our survey questions instead! 🤔📊 #DialingForData"

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Making waves on X:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Making waves on X:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Shared recently on X:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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