Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when my biggest worry was bedrock traffic 🚗🦖 Yabba dabba woohoo! 🎉
166 Funny used quotes
I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"
You used to calm me on my cell phone!
Commentary:
"When your ringtone was my favorite genre 🎶📱😂"
If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.
Commentary:
"Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! 📚🤓😂"
Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.
Commentary:
"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"
I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.
Commentary:
"When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦♂️🤷♀️"
I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, be the zesty bad example! 🍋😜"
The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"
You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.
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Commentary:
"Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"
I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.
Commentary:
"When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"