58 Funny warning quotes

• “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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  2012, culture, date, humor, joke, Mayan, prediction, prophecy, stop, told, warning

• A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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  2, advice, clumsiness, guide, head, hit, humor, joke, mind, reaction, say, someone, wait, warning

• If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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  bad, bad time, conversation, exactly, humor, just, mean, meaning, relationship, time, warning

• I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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  1 month ago

  advisory, common, common sense, heat, heat advisory, humor, i, know, need, outside, phone, sarcasm, sense, skin, summer, warning

• I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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  1 month ago

  favor, forehead, humor, order, people’s, sign, sticking, warning

• Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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  1 month ago

  contact, day, device, every, house, humor, i, Interpol, irony, location, login, me, much, new, oh, phone, sarcasm, say, single, thank, warning

• According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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  1 month ago

  alarm, cooking, food, humor, joke, kitchen, readiness, ready, smoke, smoke alarm, warning

• Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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  1 month ago

  advice, drugs, humor, illegal, illegal substance, personal, personal property, property, substance, take, warning

• Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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  1 month ago

  bored, danger, dangerous, excitement, fun, humor, mischief, warned, warning

• Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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  cause, energy, humor, irony, just, label, loss, medication, read, removal, thinking, warning, weight, weight loss, wishful, wishful thinking, wrinkle, wrinkle removal

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