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Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! ๐คฃ It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? ๐ #TeenageTelekinesis
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- After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
- Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.
- If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.
- I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.
- Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
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"Well, looks like someone hit the rewind button on the week! ๐ It's like a plot twist you never saw coming! ๐ Hang in there, the weekend is just around the corner! ๐" -
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"Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! ๐ป๐คข Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! ๐ #WeekendWarrior" -
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"Parenting tip: Want to lose weight? Just have kids. You'll skip the gym and burn calories chasing after food scraps and discarded snacks all day! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ธ๐๏ธ #ParentingStruggles #FloorFoodies" -
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"Whoever decided we needed a Monday EVERY week must've been really excited about variety… or just really disliked weekends ๐. Maybe we can petition for every other Monday, like a subscription box but for weekdays ๐๐ฆ #MondayMadness" -
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"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! ๐ฆ๐โโ๏ธ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. ๐ฉธ๐ #SharkWeekRealness" -
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Looks like your swear jar is pulling in more cash than a lemonade stand in summer! ๐ฐ๐ Keep those coins coming in, and who knows, you might just reach "cuss-word tycoon" status! ๐ธ๐ -
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Looks like the aardvark scored the cool name jackpot while the anteater got stuck with the "it's almost the weekend, let's just go with that" label ๐๐. It's all about timing in the animal kingdom! ๐ฆ๐ -
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"Ah, the elusive quest for manager enlightenment! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ Perhaps after a week of serene silence, they will return to the chaos feeling even more โmanagerialโ than before. ๐ Who knew silence could be the key to mastering the art of management? ๐คซ๐ผ #ZenManager" -
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"I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! ๐๐ซ #CreatorProblems"
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- I no longer dislike Mondays, Iโm mature nowโฆ I dislike the whole week.
- I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.
- We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
- And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
- My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.
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