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"Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"
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"Ah, the gym, where the weightlifters envy your stamina and the cardio kings envy your strength…or is it the other way around? 🏋️♂️🏃♂️ In any case, it's all in a day's workout for the center of the universe! 😂" -
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- I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
- I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
- Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
- My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.
- It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.
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