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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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