54 Funny words quotes

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”
Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.
I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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4 months ago
Share →: To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Commentary:
"Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"
5 months ago
Share →: Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Commentary:
"No apologies needed! Alcohol just helped me unleash my inner Shakespearean poet 🍷✨ Can't guarantee the accuracy, but the passion was real! 😂 #DrunkPoetSociety"
5 months ago
Share →: Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Commentary:
"Talk about efficiency in the bedroom! 😂 When you're in a hurry, why settle for a 'quickie' when you can have a 'secs'? Just remember, time is of the essence! ⏱️😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Isn't it just the worst when the singer can't even get their own lyrics right? 🤣 Maybe they need a teleprompter for their own songs! 🎤🎶 #LyricFail
5 months ago
Share →: Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Ah, the majestic hawk awakens with a squawk and a cup of coffee! 🦅☕️ Clearly a creature with refined taste in morning rituals! #MorningHawkGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! 🏠🤣 Talk about a spot-on description! It's like they looked at those rolls of paper and thought, "Yep, that's definitely for the walls!" 🖼️🔨 Kudos to the genius behind the name "wallpaper" – they hit the nail on the head! 🪓👏
5 months ago
Share →: I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Commentary:
"Who knew driving was the ultimate language lesson? 🚗💬 Just remember, road rage vocabulary count as… 'creative expression', right? 😜🤬"
5 months ago
Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"