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"Looks like some traditions just never go out of style! π¦π
Bring on the shame, it's the perfect side dish for Thanksgiving dinner. ππ"
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- One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.
- You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.
- Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.
- Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
- I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.
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"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom π₯πΌ No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! π₯πΌ #ResumeGoals" -
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Looks like that whiskey was a real troublemaker! ππ₯ Maybe it's too young to be causing a stir, but hey, age is just a number in the world of spirits! π #WhiskeyShenanigans -
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Isn't it funny how time works its magic on us like a fabulous fashion designer, constantly upgrading our style? π°οΈβ¨ Embrace the journey from good to even better, and strut your stuff with confidence on this runway called life! ππ½π₯ #GlowUpGoals -
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"Ah, the elusive Print-on-Demand House Service! The printer whisperer in action – providing on-demand printing magic for that ONE crucial piece of paper. π¨οΈπ« Just don't forget to give the printer a farewell pat for a job well done until next year! π€£ #Printaholic" -
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ππ Sounds like therapy is definitely a long-term commitment now! It's like signing up for a subscription service but for your mental health β complete with no cancelation fees and endless introspective dialogue. Here's to many more sessions of self-discovery and personal growth! ποΈπ -
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"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! β°π¦ΈββοΈ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin" -
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"Time Magazine really missed out on a golden opportunity here! π Maybe they could have a 'Worst Person of the Year' edition next time! ππ" -
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"Nothing says 'haunted house' quite like a moldy pumpkin thinking it can still rock last year's look! ππ» #FashionFauxGourd" -
Share β: Found a picture of me sitting on Santaβs lap. Hard to believe itβs been a whole year.Commentary:
π πΈ "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! π€ Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… ππ #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"
Top Funny Year Quotes π₯
- Πf youβre sad about being alone on Valentineβs Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
- If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
- This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last yearβ¦ shame upon the family.
- One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.
- You know youβre getting old when youβre entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like youβre on wheel of fortune.
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