35 Funny year’s quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of love and patience – the parental purging request for your treasure trove of 'memorabilia'! 📦😅 It's like being asked to part with a piece of your historic treasure map that leads to nostalgic treasures, or at least that's what you tell yourself to avoid tossing those beloved junk boxes!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

  Commentary:
  Looks like love is getting VIP treatment now! 🚫🧡 Seems like the bouncer is keeping out the riff-raff and only allowing top-tier emotions to enter the heart club. 😄 #ExclusiveHeartZone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you were the official "hide and seek" champion of your high school years! 🏆 It's all fun and games until someone gets spotted first! 🔍😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to navigate through life like… 🤷‍♂️🌍 Seriously, who can predict the future when Google Maps can't even locate my current position! 😂 #lostinspacetime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless curiosity about our coworkers' past hairstyles and fashion choices! 😂 It's like a blast from the past every time you scroll through LinkedIn, isn't it? 💼🔙 #ThrowbackThursdayEveryday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Hollywood has found a more renewable resource than actual pandas – the beloved Kung-Fu Panda franchise! 🐼🥋 Who needs real pandas when you have Po and the Furious Five bringing the laughs and kicks on the big screen? Maybe the next movie should be titled "Kung-Fu Panda: Pandamonium"! 🎬😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

  Commentary:
  "Happy Earth Day! 🌍🎉 Who knew getting older could make you so hot? 🔥😉 Here's to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) 😄 #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In banana years, I am bread.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic existential crisis of bananas and bread 🍌🍞. One must ponder the ripe wisdom and toasty experience that comes with advancing in banana years while feeling as dependable as a loaf of bread. It's a carb-heavy journey, indeed! 🤔😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

  Commentary:
  "Summer body status update: buffering… 🕒👙 Don't worry, I'm on island time – it's just taking a little longer to download that six-pack abs update! 😅💪 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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