42 Funny year’s quotes

• My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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  2 months ago

  anything, ghost, haunted, here, house, housemate, humor, joke, lived, noticed, strange, year’s

• I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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  2 months ago

  better, humor, i, making, me, resolution, Resolutions, self-improvement, think, time, year’s

• My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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  2 months ago

  age, body, check, check engine light, engine, health, humor, light, maintenance, self-deprecation, year’s

• If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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  2 months ago

  1, ago, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, investment, joke, let, let that sink in, sink, ten, value, worth, year’s

• What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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  2 months ago

  day, humor, irony, life, observation, reflection, strange, strange day, time, year’s

• You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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  2 months ago

  education, having, humor, learning, life, pension, school, should, student, year’s

• Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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  2 months ago

  ago, humor, i, irony, meeting, meetings, million, only, reflection, sit, stand, year’s

• Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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  2 months ago

  alligators, animal, chance, humor, joke, later, lifespan, live, year’s

• Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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  2 months ago

  after, crazy, disaster, even, history, humor, irony, pool, ship, still, think, Titanic, water, year’s

• The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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  2 months ago

  20, 20 years, asked, away, being, bo, family, house, injustice, junk, parents, procrastination, responsibility, storage, take, year’s

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