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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.