I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI broke up with the gym. We were just not working out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now. Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times. Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.