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Oh, the classic tale of unrequited love between a person and a gym – the treadmill of heartbreak 💔. Sometimes, no matter how many reps you do, the gym still wants some space. Time to find a new workout partner, maybe yoga or pilates will be a better match! 🧘‍♂️💪 #GymBreakup #SweatingItOut

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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