I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and… Commentary:Driving slow in the fast lane: the real retirement perk 😂🚗💨🕖 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. When I retire, I’m going to run for office. I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
