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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
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Commentary:
Still waiting for that "merge accounts" level magic! πŸ’ΈπŸ’

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